belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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