the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So much rum. So many feels.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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