i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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