question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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