i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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