sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Be still, my beating vagina.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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