therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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