She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize