I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The uberlube is also flammable
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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