8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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