oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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