what day is it and did you see me today?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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