Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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