I wish I only lived at night.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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