Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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