I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
