I want to have your abortion
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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