But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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