I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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