I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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