KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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