Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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