I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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