yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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