D3 body, D1 cock
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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