he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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