going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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