I need help removing her.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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