Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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