I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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