Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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