Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he's gonorrhea incarnate
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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