Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
