you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
one two three fourrrrnication!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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