There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
