I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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