two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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