12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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