Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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