I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Found your dick twin last night
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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