So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
bring money and cleavage
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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