when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
MIDGETS
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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