Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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