be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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