hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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