let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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