So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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