Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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