But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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