can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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