just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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