In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
high people should be assigned attendants
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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