its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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