Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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