i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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